New F1 Ace on the Blocks...

In light of Robert Kubica's recent and devastating accident (he partially severed his hand and sustained extensive fracture damage to several bones), I am hopeful that the vacant driver's seat in the upcoming F1 season will NOT in fact be filled by German ace, Nick Heidfeld, but me.


I have updated my CV to include several lies regarding my driving prowess, a photocopy of my licence and this picture of me in the Toyata F1 simulator in Paris 2009.

That was news AND a joke. Boom. x


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