This is a bit of a cop-out, but I am deadly serious when I say;
DON’T BOTHER!
A white shirt is the canvas upon which your artistry can be wrought. You can’t where a paisley shirt and a tie without looking like some kind of Gekko reject, and if you team it with jeans you’re instantly a 45 year old dad who listens to Pink Floyd whilst talking loudly about his new Porsche/penis extension/injection of vitality at a barbeque.
DON’T DO IT
Simplicity and elegance are keys. Finely cut clothes outpunch flashy one any day. Go for understated smoothness and leave the patterns to the schmucks. You fancy a faint pinstripe for the office? Fine. But don’t dabble outside of work unless the pattern is angular, the same colour as the shirt and subtle as a breeze.
Pick up THE HARE newspaper at Night and Day, Bar Centro, Font or Tiger Lounge in Manchester town centre, or the Oakwood in Glossop.
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